JOKE OF THE DAY 12.17.10

The city of Pittsburgh is shelving a plan that would have taxed college students on their tuition in order to raise money for the city. When asked to comment, one student said…what more do they want from me…I’m already living in Pittsburgh?

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.16.10

In February, Archbishop Gomez will be the first Mexican to lead the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.  Attendance is expected to triple as the new Cardinal will offer communion with hot sauce.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.15.10

Scientists found that cockroaches communicate with each other and actually recommend the best places to eat.  Who knew my college apartment in 1982 made it to Zagats?

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JOKE OF THE DAY: 12.14.10

Starting next year, Chernobyl, site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster, will open up to tourists.  How does that work?  I’m your tour guide, Vladimir.  We’re going to have lots of fun and don’t mind the seven eyeballs on my chin and elbow.

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Team USA could not retain their title at the recent World Beard and Moustache Championships.  Their team consisted of 8 Amish guys and an Italian Grandmother who lost to the Austrian’s by a whisker.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.13.10

The world’s longest golf course measuring 843 miles is doing very well in Australia.  It takes three or four days to complete and already has an 18 year waiting list of mostly husband’s from around the world.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.12.10

A woman in France was finally rescued after being stuck in her bathroom for three weeks. I know French food is rich, but literally, holy crap!

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