Author Archives: thejokewriter

A creationist ministry that strictly adheres to the New Testament, wants to open a Noah’s Ark Theme Park in Kentucky. People will be able to visit a first-century Middle Eastern village, see live animal shows and eat a 10 inch … Continue reading →

As part of an effort to conserve water in Brazil, the government has asked people to start urinating in the shower.  How archaic, cause here in the U.S. …you don’t have to ask.   For Bookings, Go To: http://www.peterlipsey.com  

Technology is really changing Christmas.  I was at the mall the other day, kids waiting to see Santa…and this boy pulls out a power point presentation.  How does that work? Santa, if you’ll dim the lights. For bookings, go to: … Continue reading →

Rencently, a Michigan man set a Guinness Book Of World Record by putting 16 live cockroaches in his mouth at one time shattering the previous record of 11.  The thing is, the old record was set by an aardvark. For … Continue reading →

They say eating a bacon sandwich is the best cure for a hangover.  You know who hates that fact…The number one drunk in Israel. For Bookings, go to: http://www.peterlipsey.com  

The city of Pittsburgh is shelving a plan that would have taxed college students on their tuition in order to raise money for the city. When asked to comment, one student said…what more do they want from me…I’m already living … Continue reading →

In February, Archbishop Gomez will be the first Mexican to lead the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.  Attendance is expected to triple as the new Cardinal will offer communion with hot sauce. For Bookings, go to: http://www.peterlipsey.com  

Scientists found that cockroaches communicate with each other and actually recommend the best places to eat.  Who knew my college apartment in 1982 made it to Zagats? For Bookings, go to: http://www.peterlipsey.com