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I’ve been a stand-up comic since ’89.  I customize all my shows and I’ll blow the roof off the joint.  It’s time to start laughing again.  Drop me a line and let’s do a gig together!

thejokewriter@comcast.net

www.peterlipsey.com

Here’s a joke for you:

Phone rings and a little kid answers. The voice asks…Are your parents home?

Kid goes…Yes.

Voice says…Can they come to the phone?

Kid goes…No.

Voice says…Anyone else there?

Kid says…The police and a blogger.

Voice goes…Can they come to the phone?

Kid goes…No.

The voice says….Let me get this straight.  Your mom, dad, police and a blogger are there and they can’t come to the phone.  What are they doing?

Kids says…

For the punchline, give me a reply!  I mean c’mon, who doesn’t want to know the punchline?

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