I’ve been a stand-up comic since ’89. I customize all my shows and I’ll blow the roof off the joint. It’s time to start laughing again. Drop me a line and let’s do a gig together!
Here’s a joke for you:
Phone rings and a little kid answers. The voice asks…Are your parents home?
Voice says…Can they come to the phone?
Voice says…Anyone else there?
Kid says…The police and a blogger.
Voice goes…Can they come to the phone?
The voice says….Let me get this straight. Your mom, dad, police and a blogger are there and they can’t come to the phone. What are they doing?
For the punchline, give me a reply! I mean c’mon, who doesn’t want to know the punchline?