Monthly Archives: December 2010

JOKE OF THE MOMENT 12.30.10

As part of an effort to conserve water in Brazil, the government has asked people to start urinating in the shower.  How archaic, cause here in the U.S. …you don’t have to ask.   For Bookings, Go To: http://www.peterlipsey.com  

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.26.10

Technology is really changing Christmas.  I was at the mall the other day, kids waiting to see Santa…and this boy pulls out a power point presentation.  How does that work? Santa, if you’ll dim the lights. For bookings, go to: … Continue reading

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Joke Of The Day 12.20.10

Rencently, a Michigan man set a Guinness Book Of World Record by putting 16 live cockroaches in his mouth at one time shattering the previous record of 11.  The thing is, the old record was set by an aardvark. For … Continue reading

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Joke Of The Day 12.19.10

They say eating a bacon sandwich is the best cure for a hangover.  You know who hates that fact…The number one drunk in Israel. For Bookings, go to: http://www.peterlipsey.com  

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.18.21

The Iphone is selling like gangbusters in China.  You know what the number one app is…Dude, where’s my bike? For bookings, go to: http://www.peterlipsey.com/

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.17.10

The city of Pittsburgh is shelving a plan that would have taxed college students on their tuition in order to raise money for the city. When asked to comment, one student said…what more do they want from me…I’m already living … Continue reading

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.16.10

In February, Archbishop Gomez will be the first Mexican to lead the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.  Attendance is expected to triple as the new Cardinal will offer communion with hot sauce. For Bookings, go to: http://www.peterlipsey.com  

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