Corporate Comedian

As the economy slowly churns upward, isn’t it time to reward your employees with something fun?  Nobody thinks of stand-up comedy when hiring entertainment for their event.  The customized jokes I do upfront at all my shows are a riot for those attending.  If you can make them laugh at their industry, that’s half the battle.  Check out my website and give me a call.  You’ll be glad you did.

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JOKE OF THE MOMENT: 1.10.11

A creationist ministry that strictly adheres to the New Testament, wants to open a Noah’s Ark Theme Park in Kentucky. People will be able to visit a first-century Middle Eastern village, see live animal shows and eat a 10 inch Jesus made entirely out of funnel cake.

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JOKE OF THE MOMENT 12.30.10

As part of an effort to conserve water in Brazil, the government has asked people to start urinating in the shower.  How archaic, cause here in the U.S. …you don’t have to ask.

 

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.26.10

Technology is really changing Christmas.  I was at the mall the other day, kids waiting to see Santa…and this boy pulls out a power point presentation.  How does that work? Santa, if you’ll dim the lights.

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Joke Of The Day 12.20.10

Rencently, a Michigan man set a Guinness Book Of World Record by putting 16 live cockroaches in his mouth at one time shattering the previous record of 11.  The thing is, the old record was set by an aardvark.

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Joke Of The Day 12.19.10

They say eating a bacon sandwich is the best cure for a hangover.  You know who hates that fact…The number one drunk in Israel.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12.18.21

The Iphone is selling like gangbusters in China.  You know what the number one app is…Dude, where’s my bike?

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